All hail Ru Paul’s Drag Race, a reality TV competition that far outshines its competitors.
Andrew and his girlfriend of four years, Patricia, had an intense argument last night. It revolved around siblings, alcohol, and potential pregnancy.
We now arrive at Friday morning. Patricia is making eggs Benedict as a friendly gesture, when Andrew comes downstairs wearing his morning after robe, both of them are in the deep pit of a foul hangover. They both sit down to eat, but before they start, four people in black t-shirts walk in and set up a 200 watt LED light panel on either side of the room, with a long light reflecting panel across the kitchen counter, and a boom microphone stand now hovers above the couple’s heads. Now they can have that discussion, but keep the profanity to a minimum, please.